May 2012
35 posts
myspacefamosity:
nicki-minaj-a-trois:
AHH OMG WHAT
WHST
partyintheusanus:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
smellsliketeenfanfiction:
so earlier today my mom ran over a squirrel bc she wasn’t paying attention and at that exact moment someone called me and i forgot my ringtone was mmm watcha say so i started laughing and choking on my sobs of laughter and my mom had to pull over bc she thought i was having an asthma attack or something
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
The internet is so convenient
what the fuck should I make for dinner
what the fuck should I listen to now
what the fuck should I do today
what the fuck should I do with my life
where the fuck should I go for drinks
what’s the fucking weather
i am liam god dam payne: HOW TO WRITE GOOD →
quentinandthetarantinos:
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid clichés like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
It is wrong…
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