tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
lizlemongrab: protip: don t boy
Bradley Rainbowface Cracktastic Jones: roundtop:... →
roundtop: Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or…
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
kill-natalie: am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
vampstiel: AU where team free will work together and dont keep secrets from each other
ipoog: giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
bradisourking: WHO KNEW YOU COULD SEE THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN FROM WMHS IN LIMA OHIO
Have you ever met someone And they’re so fucking perfect in every way. And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
30casterlyrock: If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student
esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
waterfallfish: Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
When you try to pick up a conversation with someone you haven’t talked to in a while and used to be close to, but you notice that they don’t make any effort to talk to you and just push you further away to the point where you realize that things have changed and it’d be probably better to let go. People come and go, sadly. Even the ones you thought you’d never lose.